So next week i’m going to the beach

and imma get supa tan

and look supa hot

in my bikini

and then look supa hot

every night

and post supa hot pictures on facebook and instagram

and get hit on by supa hot boys

i’m supa stoked

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

(Source: mycrolmes)

I act like I don’t care

But I care a lot actually

I’m really not stupid. I’m actually really smart. I just have my blond moments. I didn’t get exempt from all my classes, but I was either one or two points away from being exempt. That doesn’t mean I’m dumb. I like never study, so those are pretty good grades for not even trying.

I think I know why I come across as dumb. If I was myself around everyone, they would find out how boring I am. I don’t talk a lot, I just sit and listen and observe. I can ride in a car and not say anything and not think that it’s awkward. So to come across as more fun, I guess I make comments about everything but then I start to sound stupid. Which doesn’t work in my favor because then people make jokes and I get pissed because it’s not really that funny.